hahahaha john you tard.
Karkats blib-face, that like 3rd to last, just kills me. He is my baby, I’m squealing and going ‘omg omg karkat no honey no oh the babiiiieees nooo’. So presh.
Lea: It’s (the keyblade) not as simple [to summon] as you’d think—
*holds out hand and keyblade randomly appears*
—— Oh?
Everyone else: EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!WHAT GAME IS IT. IS IT OUT NOW.
there’s kingdom hearts on my dash. help.
axel why do you have a keyblade
Everyone has a keyblade. It’s like fucking candy. The universe is like a pervert in a van and these motherfuckers are like the appetizing little kids running around just outside it. That universe van guy is just handing these things out.
I just inhale-gasped for a solid twenty seconds only to squee it all back out. I’m so fucking stoked for what this could mean to the game.
Um.
Guys, it’s my first 4/13 since being a Homestuck.
Am I missing something? Why is today doing nothing?
Did we just get horribly teased?
HUSSSSSSIEEEEEEEEEE
Zen.
Dubstep in my ears and fabric under my fingertips. Don’t even care if I fuck it up cos it’s old stuff and it’s a learning project anyway.
Jeez this calms me down nice.
ok i need to follow more people.
if you blog about
- The Once-ler (or the lorax in general really)
- Homestuck
- Pokemon
- Fanboy and Chum Chum
- My Little Pony
- Various Video Games
- or Nintendo and Sega stuff
- Memes (rage comics, reaction images, etc)
Then please reblog this and I’ll follow you. This is totally legit.
Oh man, I totally need to blog more MLP. Especially my doofy reactions and theories.
IF YOU POST HOMESTUCK, PLEASE REBLOG THIS
i want to follow more people my dash is really slow
I post a lot when I get in the zone.
just wait
your dashboard is gonna go atthe speed of light like mine did
sup I’m Mist
so how about that homestuck
Yay Homestuck. Mebbe if I get more followers, I’ll post all the stupid Karkat fluff and Vriskanaya smut I write.
Hee Hee.
Stranger: MEOW FUCKNUT
You: Karkat?
You: Why Are You Meowing?
You: Is Nepeta Harassing You?
Stranger: NO KANAYA
Stranger: I WOKE UP
Stranger: AS A CAT
You: Oh! Oh My!
Stranger: I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW
You: I….Am Sorry?
Stranger: IT ISN’T THAT BAD
You: I Heard Something About This From Dave Once
Stranger: REALLY?
You: You Realize Nepeta May Try To Adopt You Now. Of Some Sort.
Stranger: /bristles/ FUCK
You: Oh! Oh Gosh How Are You So Darling When You Are Angry?
You: This May Be A Positive Development.
Stranger: /flattens ears/ NOT HELPFUL KANAYA
You: *scritches*
You: Oh, Our Powerful Leader, Reduced To A Fluffy State!
Stranger: H-HEY
You: However Shall We Be Lead Meow?
Stranger: GOD DAMNIT KANAYA
You: *Cough* Ahem, I Mean Now?
You: Tcheee.
You: We Can Build You A Might Climbable Fortress.
Stranger: /sighs/ WELL WHAT DO I DO NOW
You: Nepeta Can Teach You How To Hunt!
You: Hnn. Perhaps Sollux Has A Science Answer?
Stranger: /sits/
You: Maybe He Can Divide By Cat. Numbers Are DNA, Somehow, Right?
You: *idly tosses ball of paper*
Stranger: /leaps after it/ GOT IT
Stranger: ….FUCK
You: Oh Dear I May Fall Over Myself From This.
You: Do Any Of These Computers Have Webcams? We Would Be Popular On The Youtubes.
You: Tho I Imagine We Should Keep You Away From Jade.
Stranger: /wails/ KANAYAAAAAAA!
Stranger: NOT
Stranger: HELPING
You: Oh, Grubling. *snuggles*
You: Oh! Oh! I Know!
Stranger: /tilts head sideways/ WHAT?
You: Rose Tells Me Humans Knit Things For Their Cats! I Could Knit You Another Hoodie To Fit You!
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: NO
Stranger: /hisses/ DON’T YOU DARE
You: Oh. I Thought It Would Help You Feel Normal.
Stranger: /paws face/ NO
Stranger: JUST
Stranger: NO
You: Hmm. Aside From Science, I Haven’t A Clue. Perhaps Go Back To Sleep? It Might Fix Itself.
Stranger: BUT IM NOT TIRED
Stranger: /mumbles/ and it’s kinda fun to be a cat
You: Excuse Me. Speak Up?
You: And Also Cats Sleep All The Time. I’m Sure It Will Come To You.
